BEWARE! of Punjab Airlines
Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor Banta
Singh " Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do
Gyaraah) to Ludhiana. We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause
the sun was not shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not
shine in the night. Landing in Ludhiana is not dafinite, but with good luck we
can be landing d'rectly in your v'llage.