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I Am Very Thankful E-mail
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Last Updated ( Monday, 13 September 2010 )
 
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I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED .

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE

I Am Very Thankful

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME .

I Am Very Thankful

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .

I Am Very Thankful

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS

I CAN HEAR.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

I Am Very Thankful

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

I Am Very Thankful

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

I Am Very Thankful

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.

Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

I Am Very Thankful


Users' Comments (9) RSS feed comment
Posted by Frenzy, on 15-11-2010 22:09, , Guest
very amazing mail..thanks
 

Posted by annoying as hell, on 14-10-2010 13:13, , Guest
I hate these kinda of emails, I don't need you to say what's good about my life.
 

Posted by Matt, on 08-10-2010 17:44, , Guest
:) That was real nice. Helped me look at things differently. Thanks
 

Posted by Mohammed, on 07-10-2010 05:07, , Guest
Go die
 

Posted by matt, on 03-10-2010 22:28, , Guest
wow, you are thankful you live a boring and meaningless life.
 

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