A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't
float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic
A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six
doctors fully employed!