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A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

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A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

Interesting Alphabets In Old Age

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!


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Posted by Professor Durgaaprosad Sorkhel, on 30-08-2010 06:11, , Guest
very very appropriate, it reminds how we have wasted the prime time in neglecting the Health in which the soul is resting and doing all the runs to reach his ladder in whatever way it may be. Had we be cautious and control the greedy soul then situation remains within control. Who bothers?
 

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