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Last Updated ( Monday, 07 June 2010 )
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Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
one.
Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose
will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
corner.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
it will !
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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