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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 10 August 2010 )
 
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

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Men Are Like (Humor) 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

Men Are Like (Humor) 2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men Are Like (Humor) 3.Men are likeWeather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men Are Like (Humor) 4. Men are like BlendersYou need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men Are Like (Humor) 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men Are Like (Humor) 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men Are Like (Humor) 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

Men Are Like (Humor)8.Men are like ..Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men Are Like (Humor) 9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men Are Like (Humor) 10.Men are likePopcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men Are Like (Humor) 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men Are Like (Humor) 12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men Are Like (Humor) 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

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Men Are Like (Humor)You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this you will not be cursed but good luck will not come your way for the next year . Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so Send this to 5 people...


Users' Comments (9) RSS feed comment
Posted by Palma, on 28-01-2012 08:56, , Guest
Thanks for the Laughs and yes I agree but I still love men
 

Posted by jc, on 06-04-2011 06:00, , Guest
do you realy think reverse is funny?
 

Posted by adekunle, on 13-10-2010 07:51, , Guest
most of the statements are true but what about women?
 

Posted by elia murphy, on 15-09-2010 17:10, , Guest
Best joke ever loved it more
 

Posted by Chand, on 12-09-2010 20:07, , Guest
Do males have a sense of humour or the brains to enjou this really good joke?
 

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