Last Updated ( Tuesday, 10 August 2010 )
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are likeWeather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like BlendersYou need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for
6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like ..Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are likePopcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know
You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen to you
at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock
in your life if you break this you will not be cursed but good luck will not
come your way for the next year . Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so
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