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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

Most Useful Word In The English Language

Well, it's shit ... that's right,Most Useful Word In The English Language shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Most Useful Word In The English Language

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.

Most Useful Word In The English Language

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and clay.

Most Useful Word In The English Language

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

Most Useful Word In The English Language

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
Most Useful Word In The English Language

Or duck when the shit hits the fan.

Most Useful Word In The English Language

You can give a shit or serve shit on a stick..

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Most Useful Word In The English Language

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
The wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or
Find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
Other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day,
Without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!


Users' Comments (7) RSS feed comment
Posted by Sugar Puddin, on 23-06-2012 10:18, , Guest
Where is Holy Shit??????
 

Posted by CJ, on 22-05-2010 16:57, , Guest
I am not sure, but this sounds like the work of the Grand Master of word. - the late George Carlin.
 

Posted by suzie, on 15-05-2010 08:48, , Guest
:grin :grin whoooaaaahaha....all is about shit :roll :roll :roll
 

Posted by MrDifficult, on 12-05-2010 07:33, , Guest
Uhhh... I don't see any name on this, so I really don't see how it's stealing... Also, this bit has been in a hundred forms over the decades, from t-shirts to faxes to barroom narrations, so shits to you, kira.
 

Posted by Kira, on 10-05-2010 01:07, , Guest
Dude, you fail. This was stolen from a comedian. I'm not sure which one, but it was on comedy central presents.
 

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