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 RAJNIKANTH THE GREAT

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Rajinikanth makes onions cry.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.

Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do

There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.

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Theres Nothing Rajni Can't Do


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Posted by docman, on 02-02-2011 02:45, , Guest
like it was said ppl can comment on his roles but for wat he is and wat he can no actor has done.he has not endorsed a product never got intimidated for any unlawfull activities,never misuded his popularity.his principles cant be followed by AB also.i am not his fan but still adore him as a person" to all u hindi speakin jealous ppl": :eek
 

Posted by Nabin Kumar Ram, on 10-01-2011 10:25, , Guest
It's excellent....brilliantly written.. :grin :grin :grin
 

Posted by so called world!, on 06-01-2011 11:57, , Guest
Please use ur own brain, these jokes were made 10 yrs before for "Chuck Norris". Rajini, doesnt kill people while drunk and drike, nor shot'ed animals to impress girlfriend nor supported enemity countries nor earned money for nonsense and youth spoiling brands.
 

Posted by cutiegirl, on 22-12-2010 04:10, , Guest
funny things
 

Posted by Mary, on 15-12-2010 23:09, , Guest
@least try to get good things from a good person like Rajini and not these nonsensse things :p
 

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