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Grandma in Court! E-mail
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 02 December 2014 )
The 21 Best One Liner Jokes Ever E-mail
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The 21 Best One Liner Jokes Ever

For when you are in a hurry to make people laugh, just pull out one of these brilliant short one-liner jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh, probably because of how silly they are. They are all perfectly true though.

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