Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by
putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that
ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to
let you decide where you want to go!"
Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you
decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"
Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were
thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and