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Dear Manager (HR),

Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found Hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently, without Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vimal never Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always. Finishes given assignments on time. Often Vimal takes extended Measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee Breaks. Vimal is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no Vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound Knowledge in his field.