Men want 3
qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil
in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter
There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads We may
never piss this way again.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do
Last Updated ( Thursday, 07 January 2010 )