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Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.

If your father is a poor man,

It is your fate but,

If your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......

So why practice?