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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.


I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.


Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.