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Top 9 Funniest News p aper Classifieds


(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)


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1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)


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2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)


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3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
 

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4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)


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5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)


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6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)


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7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
(uh...huh!)


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8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)
 

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9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work)


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