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BOY
:
May I hold your hand?
GIRL :
No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL :
Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY :
You love me...
GIRL :
If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY :
Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL :
I think the poorest people
are the happiest.
BOY :
Then marry me and we'll be
the happiest couple
GIRL :
Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY :
Don't you ever want to
improve??
BOY :
I love you and I could die
for you!
GIRL :
How soon??
BOY :
I would go to the end of
the world for you!
GIRL :
Yes, but would you
stay there??
SHARON :
Have you ever had a hot
passionate, burning
kiss??
TRACY :
I did once. He'd
forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN :
You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN :
Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN :
NO, because you make me
sick.
WIFE : You tell a
man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND :
You tell a woman
something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY :
John says I'm pretty.
Andrew says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER :
A bit of both. I think
you're pretty ugly.
1)
Girlfriend :
"...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend :
"Dead Sure! I checked the
whole list again
yesterday".
2) Teacher :
"Which is more important
to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil :
"The moon".
Teacher :
"Why?"
Pupil :
"The moon gives us light
at night when we need
it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".
3) Teacher :
"What do you call a person
who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil :
"A teacher".
4) Waiter :
"Would you like
your coffee black?"
Customer :
"What other colors do you
have?"
5) My father is so
old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher :
"Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam :
"It's a family
tradition".
Teacher :
"What do you mean?"
Sam :
"Sir, my grandpa was a
street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher :
"What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom :
"How should I convey the news to my father
that I've failed?"
David:
"You just send a telegram:
Result declared,
past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher :
"Now, children, if I saw a
man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
showing?"
Student :
"Brotherly love".
9) Teacher :
"Now, Sam, tell me frankly
do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam :
"No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".
10) Patient :
"What are the chances of
my recovering
doctor?"
Doctor :
"One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died".
11) Teacher :
" Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student :
"Sir, my Mother and Father
got married
on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher :
" George Washington not
only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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