Last Updated ( Wednesday, 06 July 2016 )
The Lion Tamers
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is
a good looking guy in his twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're
history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun
and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests
his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display
like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top
"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way.