Don't Copy If You Can't Paste (Story)
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The
best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The
audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack
this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said
loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying
to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out
can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!