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And God created dog

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
And God said, 'I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
And it was a good animal.
And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a
reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'

And God said, 'I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

And God was pleased . .. .

And Dog was happy. .

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other...


Users' Comments (9) RSS feed comment
Posted by JPS, on 27-08-2014 02:25, , Guest
Muslims do not like dogs. For this is what Islam tells them: 
>> Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Messenger said, "Whoever keeps a dog, one Qirat of the reward of his good deeds is deducted daily, unless the dog is used for guarding a farm or cattle."
 

Posted by Ted Mihran, on 12-07-2014 17:31, , Guest
I just solved a crytoquote that summarizes this video: "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
 

Posted by Susan Nasus, on 04-10-2013 07:17, , Guest
nice article..
 

Posted by henry, on 26-09-2013 17:47, , Guest
it's a great creative take on the creation story.
 

Posted by claudette, on 17-01-2013 14:57, , Guest
i love this story
 

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