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What God Really Wants E-mail
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Going to church every Sunday ............. ..
Going to Mosque every Friday ...............
Going to Temple every Saturday .......... ...

What God Really Wants

Last Updated ( Thursday, 07 January 2010 )
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Good One Liner Jokes E-mail
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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil
in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads We may
never piss this way again.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Last Updated ( Thursday, 07 January 2010 )
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