World, meet Patrick. He?s 29 years old and single, and today is his birthday. This means that not only is he the world?s oldest living wombat, he?s also?as our sources say, the oldest living wombat who is also a virgin. Typically, these nocturnal creatures live for about 15 years in the wild, which means that Pat is essentially the wombat version of Methuselah.
