TEN REASONS WHY WE INDIANS CAN’T BE (9/11) TERRORISTS:
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights. 
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there. 
4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down. 
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. 
7. We can’t keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it. 
8. We would have put our Country’s flag on the wind shield. 
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day. 
10. We would have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with the hostages. 
