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13. “Listen, I think we’re just moving in a different direction. You understand.”
14. “Hey Jim, how long ’til you think they realize a sea lion is serving them their fish?”
15. Ah, yes, we all dream of that corner office with a river view.
16. “You want an artisanal sponge? That’s $14.”
17. “Not now! I’ve been up since 3 a.m. coding this new program. I’ve have six Red Bulls. I’m sitting on millions here…MILLIONS.”
18. He doesn’t even have to lift a finger. Probably because there wouldn’t be enough pressure to click anything…