Ladies and lads! If you EVER sense any of your friends falling into these 12 categories, you need to Alt + Ctrl + Del them from your life. And then Esc. For your own sanity and the world’s. Jokes apart, you don’t need to feel guilty, because these people are detrimental to your mental health. And more importantly, you’ve had enough.
This person is a control freak and wants to dominate everyone and everything around them. This includes telling you who you should and shouldn’t be friends with. Ask them to leave, NOW.
There are only problems in their life. And it’s always someone else’s fault. Their boss, parents and siblings are all unfair to them, and are possibly the worst people on earth. You’ll be in the same category soon, so bounce!
They don’t know what telling the truth is. Slight variations in their story are normal. They very cautiously omit facts and always show themselves as the hero/heroine of a story. Really dangerous because you’ll eventually be the villain.
They stalk you across social networks. They keep a check on all your posts, the people you tag, and obviously, your check-ins. And God help you if you’ve missed them. Delete. Block. Un-friend.
She’s been copying you since, well, forever. She always wants to prove she’s better than you at school, at college, on the field, and in life. Like that’s not enough, she always pretends to have a bigger pay cheque than you and hopes to find a better groom than you too. You know what to do!
She takes your things, uses them and even posts a picture on social media wearing them. When you ask for a return, she is nowhere to be seen. It’s time you become invisible for her.
He measures your coolness quotient with your capacity to drink. He’s probably guilty of being an alcoholic and is judging himself, which is why he’s pulling you into it. Don’t fall into that trap though. Just get out of there.
For some strange reason, she thinks sarcasm is the new way to be cool, and will keep throwing it at people around. Especially you. Now do you really want that?
Always around when the times are good. NEVER available otherwise. They’re also called fair-weather friends. And they need to be avoided.
He will talk behind your back. He will bitch about other people to you and about you to other people. Super bitchy and super negative with no life whatsoever. He is really what we call a douchebag. And you don’t need him.
They talk only about themselves. Their problems are bigger than issues like war, poverty and inflation. Start obsessing over your life and they’ll walk away themselves.
The one with the most unreasonable expectations. They get disappointed if you don’t like their pictures on Facebook or don’t call them often. They are always trying to give you a guilt trip one way or the other. No need to take their nonsense.