A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die rich.
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters…
Future tense of Marriage.
A banker provided by nature.
A person no different from the rest
….except that he/she got caught.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after.
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
An invention to end all inventions.
A fool who torments himself during life to be wise