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Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

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You know what’s better than going on a night out and drinking? not going out and having a relaxing drink from the comfort of your own home. Sure, going out is fun, but the risks that something bad will happen are too damn high. Do you want to end up in your local newspaper for getting your head stuck in a recycling bin? probably not.

1. When you stay at home the chances of an ATM and drink ganging up on you aren’t as high.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home
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2. You’ll probably avoid receiving awkward texts like this too.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

3. You won’t accidentally end up shouting abuse at a police horse.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

4. You won’t have to take desperate measures to conceal just how drunk you really are.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

5. You won’t end up on a a never ending escalator ride, just like this guy.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

6. You won’t have to make cakes to apologise for being sick on someones cat.

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Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

7. Staying in means your chances of being arrested are a lot lower.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

8. It also means that you’ll avoid making local news for reasons such as this.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

9. There’s less chance of you setting your own car on fire which can only be a positive thing.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

10. Staying in means you’re a lot closer to your bed, which means you don’t have to resort to this.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

11. Or this.

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Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

12. Or laying underneath an upside down table.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

13. You also won’t get in trouble for stealing a llama.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home


14. You may not have a mental night at home, but at least you won’t steal an entire block of kebab.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

15. You’ll also avoid being known as ‘the person that got their head stuck in a bottle bank that one time’.

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Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

16. Staying at home means you don’t have to try and sneak anywhere.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

17. You’ll also more than likely end up showering in your own shower, which is a bonus.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

18. Also, unless you have friends round you don’t have to wear trousers.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home

19. Most importantly though, you’ll never feel tempted finally live out your dreams as Jack Sparrow.

Hilarious Pictures Showing Why You Should Only Drink At Home



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