- I am very detail-oriented.
- My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.
- Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!
- Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume.
- I am sicking and entry-level position.
- It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
- Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
- I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.
- If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.
- My fortune cookie said, “Your next interview will result in a job.” And I like your company in particular.
- You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate!
- I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.
- Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity.
- Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date.
- Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable.
- Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately.
- Previous experience: Self-employed–a fiasco.
- Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business.
- My experience in horticulture is well-rooted.
- Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.
- I am a rabid typist.
- Education: College, August 1880 – May 1984.
- I have a bachelorette degree in computers.
- Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.
- Graduated in the top 66% of my class.
- Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school.
- Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.
- Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes.
- I worked as a Corporate Lesion.
- Special Skills: Speak English.
- Served as assistant sore manager.
- Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president’s girlfriend could steal my job.
- Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel.
- Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts.
- Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis
