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26 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs and Not 2 Wives ( humOr )

1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.

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2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

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3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.

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4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.

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5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

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6. A dog`s parents never visit.

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7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

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8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

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9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

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10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

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11. Dogs can`t talk.

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12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.

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13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.

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14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

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15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

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16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

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17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

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18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.

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19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.

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20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.

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21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

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22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.

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23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

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24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

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25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.

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And, last but not least:

26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff.

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