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New Years Resolutions
for 2009 This year, I resolve to:Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.I will always “check for paper”
when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.I will always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.I will start drinking less beerI will stop buying useless stuffI will try to drive more carefully