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Funny New Year’s Resolutions

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New Years Resolutions
Funny New Year's Resolutions
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for 2009

This year, I resolve to:

Funny New Year's Resolutions

Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.

Funny New Year's Resolutions

I will always “check for paper”
when leaving the restroom.

Funny New Year's Resolutions

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I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

Funny New Year's Resolutions

I will always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.

Funny New Year's Resolutions

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

Funny New Year's Resolutions

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I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.

Funny New Year's Resolutions

I will start drinking less beer

Funny New Year's Resolutions

I will stop buying useless stuff

Funny New Year's Resolutions

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I will try to drive more carefully



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