TEN REASONS WHY WE INDIANS CAN’T BE (9/11) TERRORISTS:
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
7. We can’t keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our Country’s flag on the wind shield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day.
10. We would have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with the hostages.