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Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

TEN REASONS WHY WE INDIANS CAN’T BE (9/11) TERRORISTS:

Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

7. We can’t keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

8. We would have put our Country’s flag on the wind shield. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

10. We would have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with the hostages. Reasons Why We Indians Cannot be Terrorists

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