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Undeniable Truths About Dogs

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Owning a dog is one of the most fulfilling and joyous life choices a person can make. Every day is filled with their fluffy, friendly faces, unending loyalty, and boundless love every time you walk through the door.

Sure, they aren’t flawless and sometimes some hiccups occur (and not the adorable kind). But even when things get tough between belly rubs and fetch, you still know there’s no better best friend than your precious pooch.

1.) We rule, cats drool.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

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2.) Even when we ruin your favorite pair of shoes.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

3.) …or puke on the bed in the middle of the night.

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Undeniable Truths About Dogs

4.) …or eat the food off your plate when you leave the room for TWO seconds.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

5.) After all, we’re not picky eaters.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

6.) If you cook it, we will come.

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Undeniable Truths About Dogs

7.) We have the best table manners.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

8.) Don’t forget to take us to the vet every year.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

9.) Above all, we just want to do three things: Eat…

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Undeniable Truths About Dogs

10.) Sleep…

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

11.) And play!

Undeniable Truths About Dogs


12.) Be sure to give us a good workout at least a few times a week (they don’t call it Downward Dog for nothing).

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

13.) We also love to enjoy the outdoors.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

14.) Afterwards, just give us a nice bath (we love them!).

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

15.) Just be sure to dry us off so we don’t get chilly.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs


16.) Don’t forget – we like celebrating our birthdays, too. (We’d love a great toy or something yummy to eat.)

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

17.) We’re always willing to get dressed up if you want to show us off at the office.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

18.) When the new baby comes, we promise to be <em>suuppeerr</em> gentle.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

19.) Until they get old enough to handle a little roughhousing.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs

20.) You should know, we love you (maybe more than you deserve).

Undeniable Truths About Dogs


21.) Ultimately, we’ll do whatever it takes to make you feel better – after all, you’re our hero.

Undeniable Truths About Dogs



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