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Difference Between Love, Lust And Marriage

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LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE – When intercourse is called “making Love.”

LUST – When intercourse is called “screwing.”

MARRIAGE – What the hell are you talking about?

LOVE – When you share everything you own.
LUST – When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE – When the bank owns everything.

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LOVE – When it doesn’t matter if you don’t climax.

LUST – When the relationship is over if you don’t climax.

MARRIAGE – What’s a climax?

LOVE – When you write poems about your partner.

LUST – When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE – When all you write is checks.

LOVE – When you show concern for your partner’s feelings.

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LUST – When you couldn’t care less

MARRIAGE – When your only concern is what’s on TV.

LOVE – When your farewell is “I Love you, darling…”

LUST – When your farewell is “So, same time next week…”

MARRIAGE – When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE – When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.

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LUST – When you only see each other naked.

MARRIAGE – When you never see each other awake.

LOVE – When your heart flutters every time you see them.

LUST – When your groin twitches every time you see them.

MARRIAGE – When your wallet empties every time yousee them.

LOVE – When nobody else matters.
LUST – When nobody else knows.

MARRIAGE – When everybody else matters and you don’t care who knows.

LOVE – When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.

LUST – When the song on the radio determines how you do it.

MARRIAGE – When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE – When breaking up is something you try not to think about.

LUST – When staying together is something you try not to think about.

MARRIAGE – When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE – When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner.

LUST – When you’re only interested in doing things to your partner.

MARRIAGE – When you’re only interested in your cricket score.



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