in JokesFunny New Year’s Resolutions 143 Views New Years Resolutions for 2009 This year, I resolve to: Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.I will always “check for paper” when leaving the restroom. I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.I will always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars. I will no longer park the BMW next to fire hydrants.I will start drinking less beerI will stop buying useless stuff I will try to drive more carefully 1.2Kshares Share Tweet RSS WhatsApp Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment *Name * Email * Website Δ