New Years Resolutions
for 2009 This year, I resolve to:
Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
I will always “check for paper”
when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.
I will start drinking less beer
I will stop buying useless stuff
I will try to drive more carefully
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