Jokes to Make You Laugh

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning

TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.

You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.

John says I’m pretty. Andrew says I’m ugly.What
do u think,

PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?”

Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

2) Teacher :
“Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?”

Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need
it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
when we don’t need it”.

3) Teacher :
“What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?”

Pupil : “A teacher”.

4) Waiter :
“Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”

5) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher”.

Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.

7) Tom :
“How should I convey the news to my father
that I’ve failed?”

David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year’s performance repeated”.

8) Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be

Student : “Brotherly love”.

9) Teacher :
“Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?”

Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good

10) Patient :
“What are the chances of my recovering

Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others
all died”.

11) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of

One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day and at the same time.”

12) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped
down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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