Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher Urmela, an Indian lady to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. Urmela said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.
After Little Johnny’s first day at his new school his father called Urmela to see how it went. She said, “I think I broke his gambling”. The father asked how and she said, “He bet me Rs.500 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.”
“DAMN!” said the father.
“What’s wrong?”, the Indian teacher asked.
Little Johnny’s father said, “This morning he bet me Rs.1000 that he would see Urmela’s butt before the day was over!”