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1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

Inspiring Thoughts for the Day

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

Inspiring Thoughts for the Day

3. Don't walk as if you rule the world,

walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

Inspiring Thoughts for the Day

4. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did

and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

Inspiring Thoughts for the Day

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

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6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

Inspiring Thoughts for the Day

7. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

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8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

Inspiring Thoughts for the Day

9. All desirable things in life are either

illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

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10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki???

(which one you choose?)

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11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Inspiring Thoughts for the Day


Users' Comments (1) RSS feed comment
Posted by Sunita, on 03-05-2010 22:41, , Guest
Super Excellent!! good quotes
 

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